STAY OFF THE CRAZY TRAIN

Dear Vice President Biden:

Listen to me carefully. I’ll make it short.

You can’t share the stage with a buffoon and walk away looking good.

Keeping your calm makes you look complacent or indecisive.

Losing your cool makes you look like…well…a buffoon.

It’s a no win scenario.

Don’t do another debate.

For the love of all that is good and decent, do not get on another stage with that mouth-frothing lunatic.

Sincerely,

Mike